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Phyortek's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 154 (From 43 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,545 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
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Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory 25 Points Beat the game!
Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points ???
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/225 points)

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 9/1/10
5 Points
Beat Island Beast
Furball-slayer Unlocked 9/1/10
10 Points
Beat Canyon Beast
Demon-slayer Unlocked 9/1/10
25 Points
Defeat Demon Beast
Worthy-chibi Unlocked 9/1/10
25 Points
Defeat all 3 knights
Chibi-mage 10 Points Get all 4 spells
Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Grinder 50 Points Level up everything to level 8
Slash-n'-burn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/24/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Closure.

Welcome to Purgatory Unlocked 9/16/12
5 Points
Beat 5 Levels
Dark Times 25 Points Beat 10 Levels
Support the Creators! 25 Points Check out Closure on Steam!
Lost in the Dark 50 Points Beat 20 Levels
Closure 100 Points Beat the game

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/205 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/23/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Creative Kill Chamber Two

Green Gooey Stuff! Unlocked 4/30/12
50 Points
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
Stylish Killer! Unlocked 4/30/12
50 Points
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
Terrorist! Unlocked 4/30/12
50 Points
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
Melee Monster! 50 Points You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
Sniper Man! 50 Points You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
Spontaneous Combustion! 50 Points You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
CKC Champ: DOS! 100 Points You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
Yay Death! 100 Points You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.

Medals Earned: 3/8 (150/500 points)

Crush The Castle 2

Air Burst Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Electric Boogaloo Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Ladies First Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Logged to Death Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Oh The Humanity! Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points
Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac Unlocked 5/4/11
5 Points
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Prohibition Unlocked 5/4/11
10 Points
Destroy 100 barrels.
A Freeze is Coming 5 Points Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Acidic 5 Points Melt 100 castle pieces.
Death From Above 5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
I'm Melting 5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
Jack Frost 5 Points Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Throw Like a Girl 5 Points Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Veteran Crusher 10 Points Crush all castles
Golden God 25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
Hell Froze Over Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Into The Void Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/22 (60/140 points)

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 1/11/10
5 Points
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher 5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher 10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer 10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher 10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles 50 Points Crush all castles
Gold Medalist 100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/285 points)

Darnell's Recount

Floatin Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
The Election Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
DownForwardPunch 5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)

Depict1

Believe Me Unlocked 9/8/10
5 Points
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Truth Unlocked 9/8/10
5 Points
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Bridge Unlocked 9/8/10
10 Points
Use the button to create a bridge.
Save Us Unlocked 9/8/10
25 Points
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Trapped Forever Unlocked 9/8/10
50 Points
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Free Unlocked 9/8/10
100 Points
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
Immortal 5 Points Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Idiot 25 Points Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Leap of Faith 25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Save Me 25 Points Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.

Medals Earned: 6/10 (195/275 points)